操蛋之师

　　说话如臭沟冒泡的美国陆军上将巴顿听说有人骂"操"不禁大喜,百年不遇终于找到了"脏话知音".他拍着艾森毫威尔的桌子大叫:"上帝让我们去拯救有语言天赋的人!"巴顿立即派出第三集团军最能折腾的装甲搜索营,火速驰援被围困在巴斯通的"操将"麦考利夫.据一本有关这段历史的文献上记录:装甲搜索营营长克里夫顿．艾布拉姆斯向巴顿发出毒誓-----说自己一定是第一个打进巴斯通的"操蛋英雄".

　　当巴斯通之围被解,艾布拉姆斯与麦考利夫会师时特地转达巴顿对"操将"深表敬意,郑重问好,告诉"操将"说"巴顿将军要我拯救有语言天赋的人".麦考利夫闻言一脸文雅的回答:"我这个人说'操'从来都是认真的."

　　所有的史书都这样记载:1944年12月26日,巴顿的第三集团军突破德军防线,打通巴斯通的补给线,撤出伤患,即今天所说的"凸出部之战".可第101空降师却声称:"101师从来就没有任何人需要被巴顿营救".(On December 26,1944,General Patton's Third Army broke through the German Lines. Allowing supplies to flow in and the wounded to be evacuated. The story of "The Battle of the Bulge" as told today is one of Patton coming to the rescue of the encircled 101st Airborne. No member of the 101st has ever agreed that the division needs to be rescued.)